Agree or not, once in a while we all look for some whatsapp statuses that are just out of the box and still haven’t been seen by people. Thus, if you too are looking for some really hilariously funny quotes and whatsapp statuses just take a look below and thank me later !!
1.” I pretend to work and They pretend to pay me.”
2. “Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.”
3. “Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
4.“One day your princess will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.”
5.“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.”
6.“Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”
7.“I WANT TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE… BUT SUICIDE IS A BIG CRIME!”
8.“DO YOU EVER JUST LIE ON KNEES AND THANK GOD THAT YOU KNOW ME AND MY INTELLIGENCE…??”
“TRUTH: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…”
9.“My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. What a TRAGEDY.”
10. “My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
11. Save water, drink whisky.
12. “ Honest people can be put into two categories : little kids, drunk.
13.“Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.”
14.“I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.”
15.“AFTER GETTING DRUNK, BACHELOR OF TECHNOLOGY TURNS INTO MASTER OF PHILOSOPHY.”
16.“Can’t talk, telepathy only!”
17. “GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.”
18. “Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.”
19. “Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.”
20.“If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.”
21. “This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….I’m just fat.”
22. “My heart is stolen..can I check your bra.”
23. “I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.”
24.“Never make eye contact while eating a banana.”
25.Sometimes it’s not the people who change, it’s the mask that falls off.
26. Don’t kiss near your house, Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.
27. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife? Only shops!
28.That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward.
29.If your dog barks and enemies laugh, take it seriously.
30.Life taught me lots of lessons, but I bunked those classes too.
31.I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day
32. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
33.Good with the knife, Bad with my wife. Deadly! When my wife is with the knife!
34. . My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
33. Who needs television when there is so much drama you can create yourself.
34. Finally today I decided to burn a lot of calories. So, I set my neighbor’s kid on fire.
35. I didn’t lose my mind ….I just sold it online
