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Pj jokes #1  

What will a Gujarati call a Good-Looking Rhinoceros?

                    RHINO-SARAS-CHE

Pj jokes #2  

Saare Graphic Designers Tipsy Se Kyu Lagte Hain?

                   Because They Are Always working on J-pegs.

Pj jokes #3

What will AYUSHMANN KHURRANA  say If he were SANTA CLAUS?

               BADHAI- HO- HO- HO- HO- HO

Pj jokes #4

A.R. RAHMAN Kahan Se Gaate Hain?

         DIL SEEE REEEE….. Dil se reeee.

Pj jokes #5

What will you call 20 FIRST-AID KIDS?

                BEES – KIT

Pj jokes #6

What will you call a VILLAIN who has a BALANCE SHEET?

             HEATH LEDGER

Pj jokes #7

What do you get when you ask the letter ‘G’ to GO AWAY?

                       G-JA-JI

Pj jokes #8

I want my Yoga teacher to sing, so I was like….

                 YO GAAA…

Pj jokes #9

 LAWYERS Kaunsi TUITIONS jaate hain?

                 Constitution

Pj jokes #10 

What do you think about NORTH-EASTERN People?

          I think they are ASSAM…..

Pj jokes #11

Apki mummy aapko aur APARSHAKTI ko SAATH MEIN Kya Bulaati hain?

             SHAKTIMAAAAANNNNNNN…….

Pj jokes #12

  Ek ARROGANT Toe ne dusre ARROGANT Toe ko kya kaha?

                  TOE  KYA UKHAAD LEGA…..

Pj jokes #13

         What will you call a BLIND PIANIST?

                        PIANIST

Pj jokes #14

            How will a teacher address an empty classroom?

                     KYA  HAAL  HAIN  BENCH-OO..

Pj jokes #15

   Ek Shoe ne dusre Shoe ko Kya Kaha?

           TERI NIKE.

Pj jokes #16

  What do you call SIDHARTH MALHOTRA  when he hits a TARGET?

             SID-DART MALHOTRA

Pj jokes #17

What Shoe will you wear when you are Climbing a Hill?

                A HEEL

Pj jokes #18

          Ek GYM trainer ne Dusre GYM trainer ko kya bola?

                 Mai Tujhe Muscle Dungaaa….

Pj jokes #19

        What will you call a TAXI that can Swim?

                 UBER POOL

Pj jokes #20

          What do you call an UNCLE who wants to DANCE?

                     CHA-CHA-CHA

Pj jokes #21

       Ek Fish ne Dusre Fish ko Pond ke Bahar Kyun Phenk Dia?

               Kyuki Wo SEL-FISH Thi

Pj jokes #22

       What will you call JABARIYA JODI if you don’t know the RELEASE DATE?

                     KAB-ARIYA JODI?

Pj jokes #23

        What will a PLUMBER tell his SON?

             Yeh Ghar Maine Pipe-Pipe Jod Ke Banaya Hai…

Pj jokes #24

      If PARINITI marries RAJ, Toh Unke Bachon Ka Naam Kya Hogaa?

                           RAJNEETI

Pj jokes #25

        Agar WI-FI Ki Ek Dandi Kam Hogi Toh Usko Kya Bolenge?

                   WI-FOUR

Pj jokes #26

          What would you call a CATHOLIC GIRL stuck in BOMBAY RAINS?

                                  FLOODY MARY

Pj jokes #27

            What will you call a GIRL who is Stuck at Home because of COUGH?

                       KHASSEEE-TOO-FASSSEEE

PJ jokes #28

         What Does my DOG do on his DATE?

               PETFLIX and CHILL

Pj jokes #29

          Agar ISHQZAADE buri FILM hoti to Uska Naam Kya Hota?

                  IT-SUCKS-ZAADE

Pj jokes #30

           How will a Duck ask you to do your work very FAST?

                  KAAM QUACK-QUACK KARO

Pj jokes #31

       ARTIST log TREE HOUSE pe kyu nahi rehte?

              Because They are Always UNDERPAID.

Pj jokes #32

       VULGAR TANDOORI TIKKA KO kya kahenge?

                       EROTICA

Pj jokes #33

      Why does VARUN never come SECOND?

                 Because VARUN DHA-WAN

Pj jokes #34

    What did the SHEEP say to her GRANDMOTHER?

            BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..

Pj jokes #35

           Agar BATMAN ka MENTOR Bengali hota to uska kya Naam hota?

                  RA’ S AL GULLA

Pj jokes #36

             My GIRLFRIEND is JAIN. She never LIES to me so what does that make her?

                                     GENUINE

Pj jokes #37

        Agar KALANK aj RELEASE hui hoti to use kya kehte?

                        AAJANK

Pj jokes #38

         When BABURAO cracks a BAD JOKE, what does his GIRLFRIEND say?

                        BABU HOW?

PJ jokes #39

          What do you call a Gang of NORTH-EASTERN people talking?

                                     GANGTOK

Pj jokes #40

           Left Shoe ne Right Shoe ko CHUP Kaise karaya?

                       SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE.

Pj jokes #41

            Snoop Dog recently Stole my Food, What did I Call Him?

                          SNOOP HOG

Pj jokes #42

          Mujhe SEEMA ko Apni WATCH dikhani thi, toh maine unse kya kaha?

                              SEE  MAA  WATCH

Pj jokes #43

             What do you call a Mango Flavored CHAI?

                                  FROOTI

Pj jokes #44

          Mujhe Apni UNGLIYON pe bahut NAAZ hai….

                    Because I can COUNT on Them….

Pj jokes #45

      RIA used to carry a lot of GERMS, toh bata uska NAAM kya rakh diya?

                             BACTERIA

Pj jokes #46

        Billi ne Pizza khate waqt Kutte ko kya bola?

                               MEOW 

Pj jokes #47

Jab HUSBAND Goat ka WIFE Goat se jhagda horaha ho, toh wo kya bolega?

                           KYA BAKRI HAI 

Pj jokes #48

  Mera Dost Kisi Se Badla leke aya tha, Par mujhe pehle se malum tha. KYU?

               Kyuki wo thoda BADLA-BADLA lagra tha.

Pj jokes #49

How will a MISOGYNIST man open a LOCK?

          PATRIARCHY

Pj jokes #50

Which Bollywood actor has THREE BODY PARTS in his NAME?

          JOH-NYY LIVER

Pj jokes #51

What is a PERSON sleeping on a BEAN BAG called?

        SOYA BEAN

Pj jokes #52

MR. BACHCHAN LAS VEGAS me konsa GAANA gayenge?

             SAARA ZAMAANAA HASEENOO KAA DEEWANA

Pj jokes #53

  Why is everyone scared of KOFTA?

       KYUKI SABME USKA BAHUT KHAUUUFFF THAA.

Pj jokes #54

Agar Normal SUPERHEROES ko hum AVENGERS bulate hai.  Toh BADLA lene wale     SUPERHEROES ko kya bulayenge?

              REVENGERS

Pj jokes #55

DILLI wale GRILLED CHICKEN ne MUMBAI wale GRILLED CHICKEN se kya kaha?

        Hum me kitni TANDOPORI hai 

Pj jokes #56

If a SABZIWALA was a TEACHER, how would he teach his STUDENTS?

     LASOON ONE

Pj jokes #57

AMITABH Ji kaise Nahate hai?

  Shower-Shower Maahiyaa

Pj jokes #58

KHALI ke Dost usko jab bahut dino baad milte hai to kya bolte hai?

    AA GAYE BADE LOG

Pj jokes #59

MOGAMBO chair se GIr gaya, to maine usko kya pucha?

  MOGAMBO KUCH HUAA?

Pj jokes #60

Aisi konsi DRIVE hai jo pani se kharab nahi hoti?

   MARINE DRIVE

Pj jokes #61

Bankers ka FAVORITE TV show konsa hai?

   GAME OF LOANS

Pj jokes #62

Petrol aur Diesal me Petrol kyu haar gaya?

      Because WIN DIESAL

Pj jokes #63

 Why was my brother upset when he asked me for a phone?

      Kyuki maine usko NO-KIYA

Pj jokes #64

  What do you call a Dating app for GHOSTS?

     TIN – DARR

PJ jokes #65

   Why did Ali join TIK-TOK?

       Because MUSIC-ALI

Pj Jokes #66

 What did you call the CHINA version of FILTER COPY?

      FIRST COPY

Pj jokes #67

 MINAL ko police kyu leke gayi?

  Kyuki wo CRI – MINAL thi

Pj jokes #68

Sabzi Wale ki GIRLFRIEND ne uske liye konsa Gana gaya?

    TUM PYAAZ AAYE, YUN MUSKURAAYE…

Pj jokes #69

If B can not hear what A is saying, then what will it say to A

   A…. Kya bolti tuuuu

Pj jokes #70

What would you call a girl who never laughs?

   HASEEE…NAAAA

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